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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza ๐Ÿ• places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza ๐Ÿ• I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Pissaroni pizza

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza ๐Ÿ• only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!
Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹ special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)
Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!
by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021
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eat your pizza

Heyyy u should let me eat your pizza tonight
by Yeetttt or be yetted April 24, 2021
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joe pizza

tb0ne is in Joe Pizza.

joe pizza is pro gg.
by hcbbgggggg April 27, 2021
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Pizzas

He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
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Pizza King

When traveling through Muncie I had to stop at Pizza King, the child of Burger King and Pizza Hut.
by JokersWild777 July 10, 2022
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