mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021

your mother

A nice lady who is your mother whose vagina I dive unto every night while you are sleeping.

I dove into your mother yesterday while you were sleeping

by suckyermadder January 28, 2023

hottest mother

carters mom also known as the hottest milf ever,

oh wow look at that milf gotta be the hottest mother ever

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022

mother-shucker

A person who takes your mom by the ass and shucks her like an ear of corn.
Usually no body likes this person because they are either too annoying, too retarded, or too much of both.

Person 1: There goes that mother-shucker, Jeremy again.
Person 2: Oh that Jeremy!

by David autistic November 6, 2021

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

rolling on a mother fucker

Getting over on someone.

How long you been rolling on a mother fucker like this?

by Southern Bambam July 8, 2016

Mother Fucket

Drop the R and add the T when the mother fuckery is indescribable

He was a mother fucket after our divorce

by Overmiked October 26, 2022