mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 December 7, 2015

Mad Funny

When something is devious and/or offensive and is extremely hilarious

To be fair, it was MAD FUNNY

by UrAverageHamSammy June 3, 2024

make mad bank

To make a lot of cash.

bank dinero earned money getting rich money moolah success

Does Jay-Z make mad bank?He's makin' mad bank, boyee!

by iamtruthseeker April 5, 2016

MAD

Misses Ashwin Disorder: occurs when time is spent away from the Indian drug, Ashwin. It is similar to withdrawal, including the symptoms of traditional withdrawal.

Oh no, I think I have the MAD. Do you have some Ashwin on you?

by sahur July 23, 2025

mad fake for not giving me clout

عطنا لايك طال عمرك

"Farabi mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting a likes audit, I found Farabi to be a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post

by عطيس June 1, 2022

mad tony

a strong willed blondie, his sense of entitlement likens him to evil rulers and dictators, so quick to fight you cant even defend yourself - yet he is crazy in his love of others

watch out - its mad tony.

by mad mommy February 9, 2010