nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you

person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu

by myeongli December 5, 2021

Shut Yo Chip Having Ass Up

A phrase used when one of the homies is eating chips on the mic a little too loud and the rest of the party is fed up with him/her.

“Chewing Noises”

“Shut yo chip having ass up dawg”

by HemiHusky81 July 6, 2022

Having a Doog Day

Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.

I'm having a Doog day.

by my.pseudonym.is.this July 8, 2022

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

have a light

offering someone a cigarette/to smoke

ay mate d'ya wanna have a light?

by we're gay July 13, 2022

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

have a fungus

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.

Have a fungus

by SubGplayz August 8, 2022