A ÇLØÜT GÖD is someone who has TOO MUCH CLOUT. They are the ONE and ONLY reason the Earth has not imploded in on it's self. They wear sexy ass glasses and assert their dominance by t-posing. With these traits added up, one truly becomes a "ÇLØÜT GÖD"
Person 1- Look at the guy over there with those red glasses.
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?
Person 2- How the fuck do you not know the Clout God?!?
by I<3Uz July 23, 2019
Charles Manson told Lynette Frome that he was "the god of fuck" in 1967. Marilyn Manson used the phrase in his song "Cake and Sodomy" in the 1990s.
"I am the God of Fuck!'
by Lulu1969 September 11, 2019
Bill: Adam, that chick is nasty, how can you be hitting that?
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!
by Fauxcasion February 09, 2006
REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.
by zandertons December 15, 2009
The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.
by Smillertime November 10, 2014
by Cliet March 09, 2005
Same as "raw dog" or to have sex without a condom. But its spelled backwards to make it more comedic and catchy. Just saying "God War" out loud is eneugh to get your buddys repeating it over and over.
Just like Little John and that whole "Yeahh" "OK" thing everyone shouted of years past.
Just like Little John and that whole "Yeahh" "OK" thing everyone shouted of years past.
by GeorgeUnit December 25, 2007