helga the god

helga is the most beautiful god frog! follow her instagram and make her famous!

omg did you follow @helga_cult on instagram? they are so amazing and cool. helga the god should be worshipped

by helga_cult November 3, 2021

God's work

Satisfying the sexual needs of a physically unattractive or extremely over weight person.

Bill: Adam, that chick is nasty, how can you be hitting that?
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!

by Fauxcasion July 16, 2008

God's Gift

REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.

Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.

by zandertons December 15, 2009

Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.

I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.

by Smillertime November 10, 2014

flesh of the gods

psychedelic mushrooms, most often the caps of psilocybin cubensis, or magic mushrooms.

I tripped so hard last night, me and Horus ate some flesh of the gods.

by MCNat November 16, 2009

gods kiss

a raspberry or zerbert on the clit.
stick out your tongue, touch her clit, and try to whistle

she came all over his face after his gods kiss

by sun flower November 8, 2005

God War

Same as "raw dog" or to have sex without a condom. But its spelled backwards to make it more comedic and catchy. Just saying "God War" out loud is eneugh to get your buddys repeating it over and over.

Just like Little John and that whole "Yeahh" "OK" thing everyone shouted of years past.

"Dood Collins; GOD WAR!"
"Hell Yes, GOD WAR!"
"God War!"

by GeorgeUnit January 9, 2008