Dallas Sports Fan

the fattest, largest troll in all of sports, who is a Cowboys fan.

Ugh, Dallas Sports Fan is here. He’s gonna eat all our food.

by blaze4972 December 9, 2023

fan

a napkin

i am a not hater. i hate. i have a fan.. no its not for sale/

by boots666 December 1, 2022

Fan-fic green

Jensen Ackles eye colour, like a Disney Princess

His eyes were fan-fic green

by Lucifers_little_vessel December 3, 2022

Breaking Bad Fan

A person who will die alone and will never date anyone because of their unhealthy obsession with Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Wow man he has no girls AT ALL.

Person 2: fr ong he must be a Breaking Bad Fan

by Vince Gilligan December 3, 2022

Dak Prescott Fan

A delusional little bastard who believes Dak Prescott is actually a good qb when in reality he’s terrible and has no friends

Average Dak Prescott Fan: Come on, that fucker Dak Prescott threw another interception costing Dallas the game!

by Eagles Autism Foundation December 14, 2022

Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022

casual NBA fan

You.

You are a casual NBA fan that knows nothing about the sport of Basketball.

by thanksforreadingthisdefinition January 8, 2023