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Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.
Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.
by Jontssss October 14, 2022
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Blue Love

Being hopelessly in love with someone you shouldn’t love because you know it won’t work out
by XYZRob September 2, 2021
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blue slip

Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"

"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"

Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."

Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax
Man these Blue Anon fools are confused.
by Biden 2090 March 7, 2021
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Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"
by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 20, 2019
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Blue MotherFucker

A dangerous ass drink at the bar. AKA Blue Mind Eraser. This drink will have you waking up the next day and real life experiencing a scene from the movie "The Hangover".

I went to the bar for my birthday and suddenly woke up the next day being discharged from the ER with new FELONY charges. No memory after we left the bar so I cant even confirm or deny ANYTHING that may have took place.
I remembered ordering a blue motherfucker but suddenly I woke up in my yard the next morning.
by NiceTits0215 February 7, 2021
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blue sprite

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage. Generally euphemistic or comedic in nature.
Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B, intoxicated: Blue Sprite!
by Astroleaf December 28, 2020
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