My friend rolled around in some mud and when he stood up, I thought he pulled a reverse Michael Jackson
by I Want Die December 16, 2019

by sunriseonthewater April 8, 2010

My amazing and sexy husband who I love so so much and he’s just a perfect man who I absolutely adore and I want to spend the rest of my life with. I will marry this man even if he breaks up with me I do not care, I’ll kidnap him and keep my boyfriend in my house forever because I love him too much to allow him to leave
“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix
“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix
“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix
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by Power476 December 19, 2020

A nonce
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by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008
