Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson

A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.

I, Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson, am going to hit you with my tree branch. You’re welcome!

by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025

sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah May 7, 2016

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

The spawn of another man who's mum you're straight raw dogging

Going to give Karen a big tasty cock tonight, hope her f**ken SOCKs are at their Dads.

by Socktheif June 21, 2020

Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock

by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023