A man who does weird acts with dogs and has odd song preferences. He also likes to burn down family homes in his spare time
by Jacob.dog_distroyer July 30, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 
An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!
Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!
by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018
Get the Jacob Cleansingmug. When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
Get the Dirty Jacobmug. 