jizzard

jizz blizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."

by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024

jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"

by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024

jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

dude this jizzatron is so packed id hit that fr fr

by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizzalicous Jewels

Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.

Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."

by anonymous June 2, 2024

jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024