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jizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."
by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024
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jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz

"dude this jizzatron is so packed, id hit that fr fr"
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by egrjhuijhgr May 28, 2024
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jizzatron

a roboter filled with jizz
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jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.
I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF
by DNAGuy May 29, 2024
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jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.
I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.
by DNAGuy May 29, 2024
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Jizzalicous Jewels

Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.
Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
by anonymous June 2, 2024
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jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.
by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024
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