26th of January

A day of celebrated ignorance by ignorant people

“We’re planning a big barbecue to celebrate Australia Day on the 26th of January."

by Kmjp10946 January 22, 2026

January 23

The day where any guys have to send a dick pic to any girl who asks

Girl:it’s January 23 send a dick pic

Guy: oh yeah here! *sends pic*

Girl:oh wow!

by Jackshot January 22, 2026

January 0th, 0000, 00:00 AM

A placeholder for when somebody is born.

person: aww!
baby: *some word*
person inside: I wonder when he was born..
person 2: you stupid or sum? he was born January 0th, 0000, 00:00 AM
filmmaker: CUT!
film designer: dude, that’s a placeholder..

by OnlyAnyCharacter January 29, 2026

January 12th

National Shit Yourself Day

Boy: What Day Is It?
Girl: *Shits self* It’s January 12th National Shit Yourself day
Boy: Oh..

by In Reach February 22, 2026

January 13th

National piss yourself day

Boy: Hiya!
Girl: *pisses self*
Boy: What was that?
Girl: it’s national piss yourself day!
Boy: On January 13th?
Girl: Yeah

by In Reach February 22, 2026