internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011

Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace

I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com

by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011

Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

Internet Patriotism

A phenomenon that occurs when two people meet online on an international web page and starts conversing in their own language.

Like when you read (for example) a comment written in your native language, and you reply in your native language.

Believe it or not, I met him through Internet Patriotism!

by Rekna June 30, 2011

Internet

The internet is your life

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.

by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021