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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
mugGet the I'm calling Sniper Riflemug.

I'm a meme

Used to make fun of yourself in a playfull manner, or to make the conversation your having less awkward
"Haha- I'm a meme, right?"
mugGet the I'm a mememug.

I'm The Man

Used as a topic for a pointless argument between two stupid, possibly special needs individuals, when there is nothing else to argue about.
Michael: "I'm the Man!"
Thompson: "NO! I'M THE MAN!!!"
Michael: "UH, NO YOU'RE NOT, I'M THE MAN!"
by gopist May 28, 2023
mugGet the I'm The Manmug.

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
mugGet the When I'm the one getting raped in prisonmug.

I'm Smart

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up
by SpiritMage April 30, 2025
mugGet the I'm Smartmug.

gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
by no boii February 23, 2017
mugGet the gay i'm mommug.

I'm fine

I'm fine means to leave me the hell alone or that im just not fine
this word is a dangerous word in the female dictionary. When you ask your girl are you ok and she said I'm fine. Boy you know you messed up badly.
by Brittany_Beach August 17, 2022
mugGet the I'm finemug.

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