Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025

Golden Garbage

A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.

Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.

by EggsFried February 5, 2022

Golden retriever

White boy

Golden retriever boys are adorable

by anonymous July 24, 2022

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Golden Queen

A nickname given for a Norwegian female rapper, singer-songwriter who’s real name Aubrey Nicole Abreha

Have you ever met a strong girl before?
Yeah dude but she ain’t strong like Golden Queen Aubrey Nicole

by katrine99 October 13, 2017