phony goat

While "phony" refers to someone fake or insincere, and "GOAT" (all caps) means "Greatest of All Time," the term "phony goat" generally combines these to describe an impostor, a fraud, or someone pretending to be the best. It implies a lack of genuine talent or authenticity.

Often used in conjunction with Lebron James

Lebton James isn't even the GOAT. He's a phony goat

by wutend159 January 26, 2026

Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

goat nuts

“goat nuts” is a nickname for a individual who has particularly comically large/ massive ballsack

“yo quinn has some goat nuts”
-translation: yo quinn has some fat balls

by kinky you sus February 13, 2026

Goated bite

The best bite coming from a piece of food, while subjective a couple common examples are; The pool of butter in a toast, the chocolate blob hidden inside the filled croissant, the center of the hamburger with all the ingredients and juices.
It hits just right.

Gonna eat the edges first to save the Goated Bite for last.

by 404_11 February 21, 2026

Goated

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by goatedcom February 25, 2026