Douche Bag

a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other

Shut up Jeremy you're such a douche bag

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

Douche Chills

The result of having been exposed to something chilling, or incredibly uncool.

A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.

Dick Cheney with a shotgun gives me a bad case of the Douche Chills.

Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.

by Papabear71 January 13, 2008

douche flute

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004

douche nozel

the advanced form of a douche. one who can be a douche without trying. a title gained through sucking up and being stuck up.

that teacher is such a douche nozel
i noe man, she makes other douches seem cool

by Pheng February 4, 2008

Jew Douche

a douche that the jewish religion love, honor and cherish

I love my jew douche!

by Jenn-Jenn fucking Jenn October 18, 2008

Douche Bag

An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.

by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005

douche ball

1) Similar to the Downey Ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) You, you fucking douche ball!

1) "My Vagina is quite dirty, I need a Douche ball!"
2)"Look at me, I'm a stupid little douche ball

by Anonymous June 10, 2003