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An awesome guy who is the best at making anyone feel special and at making anyone feel like he’s their best friend his soft and fluffy brown hair will make you want to fall asleep and his eyes of maple and chocolate with put you in a soothing vibe, Christian is never the popular guy at school but he has his group of friends that mean the world to him he’s is very un confident about himself but through anyone else’s eyes they see the world and his very funny and quirky he is strong and is never afraid of a challenge he is the absolute best once you Ik ow him and you’ll never want to let him go, he’s an amazing boyfriend and has a huge package but doesn’t brag about it and he is super good in bed :)
:How was your date with Christian?
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
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Christian

Evie: “Christian is the love of my life
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Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children
“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”
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christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece
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Christian

It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
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sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry
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Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.
Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.
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