booty boner

A booty boner occurs when one thoroughly enjoys it in the arse.

"I saw this cute guy last night and immediately got a booty boner."

booty boner by The Chaks July 19, 2017

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

sarcastic boner by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017

brain boner 

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

brain boner by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

Clitoral boner 

The clitoris extends 3 to 4 inches inside of the body. When stimulated the clitoris shaft reacts like a penis going from flaccid to raising up.

Ooh girl, that man is giving me a clitoral boner, he's daddy. SHWING!

Clitoral boner by Ravenknowsall May 9, 2018

ego-boner 

To engage in narcissistic activity in the hopes of receiving praise.

He only suggested an employee training program in the hopes of achieving an ego-boner.

ego-boner by verbo medico May 10, 2018

Iguana Boner 

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

Iguana Boner by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

Partial boner 

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

Partial boner by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018