The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
by BlkFlg August 10, 2024
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Fuck you ass

Fuck you ass little bitcher
by Vdambro March 25, 2023
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I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
by ProfessorRock March 24, 2024
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I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 24, 2024
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Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.
-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!
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April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
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fucks hard

Used in when describing a “buddy guy” that is in the action of doing something totally rad. Like rippn down Hamilton with your piece of shit rice burner engine mod.
by Mr.Millennium March 26, 2019
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