billy bob nob gobbler

when a guy who looks like billy bob thornton sneaks up on you while your pissin and starts goblin your nob.

Dude, wtf do you think your doing trying to blow me while I'm pissin no less. anyone ever tell you that you resemble billy bob thornton from sling blade? No Homo too you billy bob nob gobbler!

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

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Hangin' With Old Blind Bob

A little known term for masturbation.

Dave: Hey, how's it going

Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.

Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?

Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.

Dave: Pathetic.

by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010

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Basicly it is when your having sex with a girl from behind ass or vagina , and you finish she turns around , you wack her in the head with a frozen root beer bottle and while she is uncontious you pour rubbing alcohol in her ass hole

yo that bitch had the clap so i Spong Bob Square Pants her ass.

by Alen Jackson July 20, 2006

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kung fu bob marley

alternate form of the modern day hipster. a faux hippy. an individual seeming to embrace the "peace-love-happiness" stance of the 60's but who is actually extremely judgemental, conditional, and exclusive. they will look down on others for their "conventional" choices in lifestyle and work, siting they are conforming to "the man". it should be noted that most likely they were born in the 80's, live off their yuppy parents trust fund, and bought their hemp bracelets at urban outfitters. they may have a spiritual leader of some sort and consider themselves more evolved - transended - than the average joe.

david, a white 22 year old man from a subburb in boston, changed his name to some unpronouceable indian name, moved to northern california and recites spoken word poetry about the black mans strugle at coffee shops. he's a total kung fu bob marley.

by vvtrippple April 11, 2008

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