Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face
Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter
by spoonemoore November 16, 2011
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Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
Jake the Ape shit out my window.
by Jake the Ape July 14, 2014
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Jake’s

Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”
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Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person
Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
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Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.
God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.
by Weedzon February 04, 2022
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jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
by Sarah from Colorado July 17, 2015
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