Sam

I person that you can trust in but he is a retard and annoying most times. He can be kind but likes to act tough to look cool. If you have a Sam you need to keep him and get him a girlfriend.

Bill: He looks like a Sam

by Shitty tittes November 22, 2019

Sam

Sam goes perfect with any Ronni. They’re the cutest thing ever. No matter how weird Sam acts towards other boys, Ronni always gets there first.

Person 1: Have you seen Sam and Ronni?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: They’re cutest thing ever!!

by Ilovemen<3333333 October 15, 2023

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025

Samming

Getting paid to do something but never actually being present. No one knows what you do and how to reach you but you still get paid.

Dude, I've samming all month and no one noticed.

by HCNDM October 12, 2022

Sam standen

A well known pussy who won’t buy a wing for his 350

Sam Standen has it so kushty but he still won’t buy a fat wang

by Mackjoore64 April 28, 2022

Yes Sam

The gender neutral equivalent to yes sir or yes ma’am

In response to a command,
“Yes sam, right away sam”

by Gustavenw May 25, 2022

sam the bam

samuel sam sam ham

sam the bam is so funny

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021