Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017

Egg

Some guy on the tank fish server who wanted to be part of the dictionary for some reason

Egg : egg

by Wanglong_retardusleRetardus March 9, 2022

Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Good Egg

Used to describe someone who is kind, reliable, and generally pleasant to be around. It refers to a person with good character, someone who is trustworthy and decent. The term is often used in a light-hearted or affectionate way.

You hear Dante is driving us to steel later? He's a good egg.

by anonymous July 18, 2024

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021