I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass

I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat

by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016

I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

I'm game

A phrase used to agree in what is going on or to happen.

"You want to go to the, movies i'm game"

by Kamikaze April 25, 2004

I'm great.

Another Lie used by some people who actually try to hide what they feel

Ex:
" Hey how are you? "

" I'm great. "

by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020

I'm fine

A common phrase used by women, specifically young women, indicating that they are indeed, not fine, and you're too blind to see it.

Alice: Hey girl, you good?
Kylee: I'm fine, don't worry about me.
Alice: You sure? You don't seem okay.
Kylee: Don't worry about me! I said I'm fine!

by #Theworldisending January 18, 2022

I'm gay

When the class clown say I'm gay it's always to make people laugh, and in fact, he is the most straightest in the room.

Oh shoot that guy is HOT! I think I'm gay

by anonymous December 6, 2023