A Dedede weeb who spends a large amount of time listening to the Thomas the Tank Engine OST. Calls his brother a paedophile and can't believe the size of Dedede's cheeks. Wore Johns in Primary School.
by AlexHenryThicc July 19, 2019
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“Oh hey did you see that new kid?”
“Yeah, Josh, he goes to all the party’s with his odd dance moves”
“Yeah, Josh, he goes to all the party’s with his odd dance moves”
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