facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

by eviltelepathicmonkey August 16, 2011

Facebook Gay

When someone has publicly acknowledged that they are gay on Facebook.

Henry: "I want to hook up with him, but I can't tell if he's gay."
Allyson: "Get with the program. He's Facebook gay."

by H114 October 22, 2012

Facebook Vulnerability

By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation

"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability

by DJskurrrrrr June 16, 2011

Facebook party

Party involving friends you mostly interact with online. Physical interaction may be awkward.

Wow, this Facebook party is really lame, who are these people?!

by sokirk September 29, 2011

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 16, 2009

facebook wolves

facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments

you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first

by ayeyoaye July 26, 2011

FaceBook Education

One who's sole source of information comes from FaceBook.

Her master's is in FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 November 23, 2011