by ofwolfandman October 07, 2018
To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...
If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE
by Riffmonger January 20, 2012
Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.
by El Jefe Diablo October 03, 2019
When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021
by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019
The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem
by OlRockthebadAg December 02, 2024