Purple onion

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"
by The real professor plum July 08, 2023
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Big Purple Eggplant

Big Purple Eggplant
Big Pur-ple Egg-plant
1. UK: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plɑ nt/
2. US: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plænt/

Noun:
1. An emoji that references that one male appendage that resembled Dr. Evil's rocket in Austin Powers.

Synonyms include but are not limited to: dick, pecker, privates, wang, willy (not Willy Nelson) johnson, penis, tallwacker, shlong, weiner, one-eyed monster, woody, prick, mini-me.
Your wife certain likes Big Purple Eggplants (aka BPEs)...
by Glossopharyngeal Zola August 20, 2024
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Purple Pearl

When a girl is about to orgasm, but is cut short immediately before it happens.
Basically it is the female equivalent of getting blue balls.
"I was having sex with Jake, but he finished before I did so I got purple pearled."
by live408love310 February 14, 2014
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The Purple Hallway

The Purple Hallway is one of the three hallways. It houses numerous peoples, the two most notable being the group of meme lords guarding the entrance to the dungeon, and PDROPH. The hallway is often visited by the Arson Gang.
A: Let's eat lunch in the Purple Hallway today.

B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?

A: Just ignore them!
by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 22, 2020
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purple trash

That person is such a purple trash
by Purple Trach May 02, 2018
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purple kumquat

Also known as a sex God! Often confused for an Adonis.
Look at that purple kumquat!
by Oliversuxbig1s March 21, 2022
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Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.
Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 09, 2012
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