4th March

A day for all the small bitches walahi

Ah yo it’s yo birthday today you a small biatch
Being Defined as small 4th march

by YoGrandmasCrack March 3, 2022

Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

March 16

Prank your sibling day!

To get back at your siblings on March 16.

by Number1! March 16, 2022

March 7th

National kiss a Nic day specifically a Nic who likes anime and gets no bitches. Usually supposed to be everyday but today is special. Regardless of Gender male, female, some bitches its the day to kiss a Nic. No excuses show the love because like mentioned before he gets no bitches and has no social skills leading to him being a loner who is deprived of affection.

"WHY DID YOU KISS HIM"
"Its Nic and its March 7th"
"Understandable have a great day"

by EternalSonder March 7, 2022

March 23rd

Being annoying to that tall friend

For example: “Hannah it’s March 23rd,” “you know what that means.”

by ThreeFingeredHuman March 23, 2024

March 8th

March 8th is when Boris has said that schools in the UK will open. People are worrying a lot for numerous reasons like not having their glow up or in fear it would increase cases and deaths as well as another lockdown

Boy 1: Bruv bare people are saying we are going to school on March 8th
Boy 2: I’m excited ngl

Boy 1: Fam I’m scared

by itz_esthii February 21, 2021

March 19

The day satan's spawn was born.

I was born on March 19th.
No way, same!

by MarsBars6277 December 10, 2021