Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

jacob

a beautiful person with a big heart

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jacob

A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.

Bro you're almost as good as Jacob at Hunger Games.

by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019

Jacob

A very respected mogger

“Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!

by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023

Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022

Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.

Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends

by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022