Monet Friend

A friend who is great and fun at a distance, like in another state or on an online networking site like facebook. But not quite as much great fun when up close and personal, like in your every day life, or over for diner with your family.

I have an old friend online whose jokes keep me laughing, and has good advice. But she lives so far away, it seems she'll never get to meet my family! She'll have to be a Monet Friend.

I was so excited to run into an old neighbor until I saw her social networking page. She seems to be hookin these days. She got demoted to Monet Friend and won't be invited for diner anytime soon!!

by bebejarvis March 3, 2010

friending regret

That feeling you get after you add a new friend on Facebook and then realize he/she is not someone you really want to be Facebook friends with.

Dude, this girl from work sent me a friend request on Facebook so I added her, but now I'm totally havingfriending regret.

Confirming those pending friend requests totally gave me friending regret.

by LR_Sara January 30, 2010

Best friend

A best friend is a person you can tell anything to, a person who won't judge you. They typically will be the funniest person you have ever met. Best friends love spending time together. Most people will never find a best friend, but if you do never let them go. Friends are nothing compared to your best friend.

Maria: "Woah look there goes Ashlyn and Brylee. Why are they always hanging out together?"

MaKayla: "Oh its cause they are best friends, I wish I had a best friend."

by Anonymous- awesomeness July 28, 2017

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

spite friending

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them

She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man

by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.

Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".

by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011

college friend

A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.

Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.

by Dr spanky January 6, 2020