facebook conservative

Someone who actively posts' propaganda against Obama and thinks all Liberals are stupid. I don't care if you are a conservative or republican but facebook conservatives are a brand new kind of stupid. I don't like Obama either but get a fucking grip.

If I see one more shared picture on my wall comparing flight checks to the Nazi's, I will become the richest person in the world and hire the best hacker in the world and the best hitman in the world just to fucking hunt you down you shit faced motherfucker. By the way, I don't know why you are blaming Obama, because Obama doesn't fucking run the airport you stupid fucking facebook conservative.

by CF98wot February 11, 2013

Facebook Friend

A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance

Person 1: wait you know Jim?
Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends

by DefineOffull January 13, 2015

Facebook Gay

When someone has publicly acknowledged that they are gay on Facebook.

Henry: "I want to hook up with him, but I can't tell if he's gay."
Allyson: "Get with the program. He's Facebook gay."

by H114 October 21, 2012

facebook whore

a facebook whore is just like a facebook slut but the major difference between the two , is a facebook whore HAS a boyfriend . so not only is she flirting with her boyfriend , but you wil always find a facebook whore flirting with every other guy too !

marissa - ohmygodd chris , your girlfriend is such a facebook whore .

chris - what are you talking about ?

marissa - she flirts with all the other guys when your offline .

by skinnybitch09 March 1, 2011

Facebook Venting

Facebook venting is when you are on facebook posting comments and venting as you would to your homegirl, or homeboy, as the case my be.

Me and my bf broke up on Valentines day, and I was expressing myself (facebook venting) via facebook. Revealing all the details of the ugly breakup.

by JusMe_Angie March 6, 2011

facebook wolves

facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments

you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first

by ayeyoaye July 26, 2011

facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011