facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011

Facebook Referee

Someone who breaks up stupid facebook fights. Usually someone who is tired of people using facebook to argue and would just like to see the two combatants fall in deep holes. Usually a person who doesn't know the the people arguing that well, and so will not face backlash from either of them later on for breaking up the facebook fight.

Facebook User 1: y0ure dummm!

Facebook User 2: n0 yore dummm!

Facebook referee: Will you both shut up and do something productive with your lives?

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

Facebook Gay

When someone has publicly acknowledged that they are gay on Facebook.

Henry: "I want to hook up with him, but I can't tell if he's gay."
Allyson: "Get with the program. He's Facebook gay."

by H114 October 21, 2012

Facebook Therapy

Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see

My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy

by Vodka Milk April 23, 2010

Facebook party

Party involving friends you mostly interact with online. Physical interaction may be awkward.

Wow, this Facebook party is really lame, who are these people?!

by sokirk September 29, 2011

facebook wolves

facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments

you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first

by ayeyoaye July 26, 2011

Facebook Vulnerability

By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation

"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability

by DJskurrrrrr June 16, 2011