DUMP DONKEY

DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Donkey Fucked

It means someone like Lana rhoades got fucked in the ass by a 15 inch donkey cock

Yo Timmy can you tell them about my donkey fucked video I made

by Vxyi July 4, 2022

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy

Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock

by Sparkiee July 27, 2022

donkey

a retarded horse

your a donkey bruva

by thomasdatankengine January 12, 2021

phat donkey

A girl with a big phat ass, that you can't resist staring at it whenever shes around you.

Hey bro check out that girl over there with the phat donkey, I wanna saddle up and ride!

by GhostWritter May 18, 2014