fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

The fuck it does(n't)

A response to someone contradicting something that is true.

Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."

This washing machine doesn't wash dishes.
The fuck it does(n't)

by Quisker September 23, 2017

Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.

Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

Number of Fucks

0

The number of fucks I give

by Zer0Fucks July 26, 2021

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.

Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"

by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020

The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".

Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"

by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019