Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."
by moneybaggs7 August 07, 2022
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The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 02, 2017
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Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.
by The sky beast April 21, 2018
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Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks
by Bandera texas January 24, 2022
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Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about
Where the hell is Portland Texas
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 21, 2018
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Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.
He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.
by Voinyws June 30, 2022
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