Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
by cobrafang May 19, 2021
Get the Texas teabag ticklersmug. The great value version of Mobile, AL.
Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
Get the Corpus Christi, Texasmug. The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.
by HowdyHey August 28, 2023
Get the The Texas of the Northmug. by spankwise August 27, 2010
Get the La Coste, Texasmug. Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peachmug. A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug. When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023
Get the Texas A&M Syndromemug.