highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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wank bank

Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank
by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023
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wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.
That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.
by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015
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Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden
by Wankkbank April 24, 2020
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Wank Bank

Yesterday I went to the Wank Bank .
by DB4LYFE January 18, 2015
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Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank
John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank
by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021
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