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Social Distancing

SOCIAL MEDIA:
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).
YOU: "I don't understand all this stock piling, I mean it's ridiculous and so selfish..........I better take 3 please (I have an

elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"

ME: Social Distancing
by Salop Sense March 20, 2020
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Social drone agency

Business that offers the service of multiple people or air for the purpose of molding, changing or creating online brand equity or visibility.
They hires an social drone agency to boost their media before the ipo. You know of those upscale social trolling houses.
by TechDeLaNoir May 9, 2018
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social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.
A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.
by USABooty June 8, 2023
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Social Scat

Tweets and other social media entries left by an individual. Often studied and analyzed in order to draw conclusions about a persons online and offline personae. Currently not readily accepted as being reliable, although it is admissible in a court of law and may be used against you. Especially if you act like an asshole.
By following the social scat of the Boston Bombers many concluded that the younger brother was not a religious fanatic.
by Uchoose April 26, 2013
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Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.
Social Pisstancing at its finest!
by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020
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socialism

Power controlled by the State in which all social classes (rich, middle class and poor) became miserable. All social classes, without exception, begin to live in extreme poverty. Killed nearly 130 million people.
I hate socialism.
by Zymby May 1, 2023
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Anti-social fucker

Anti-social fucker means a person who is horny as fuck. But doesn't want to talk to a woman to have sex.
Yeah, I'm kind of an Anti-social fucker.
by A random human who exists September 20, 2022
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