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long island summers

Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends

The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every

Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis

The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough

The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends

You don’t have to worry about what you look like
by Kaylel January 5, 2019
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Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
by LafufuLover69 March 2, 2024
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Long Island Uniform

A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.

Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.

It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
by Shogunles August 30, 2016
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Maddie Long Legs

A nickname Mrs. Walton came up with for one of her APUSH students.
Mrs. Walton: “Maddie Long Legs is my favorite student.”
by Wall·e September 5, 2022
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The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
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Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
by not_viv October 14, 2018
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long luscious legs

these are long, pale, skinny legs. a person has to be 5,6 or taller to have long luscious legs.
She has long luscious legs.

person 1: wow she is so fast and gorgeous

person 2 : ya that’s ava, she has long luscious legs 😏😏
by laci soade guby November 25, 2020
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