Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022

Bigger Long

Should have been the main character in Harriet Tubman: The Movie.

Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.

by biggerlongfanpage March 10, 2022

Long

Long: bros sava in the world c srey min rers muk rers tear kudd

A: Hey my name is long
B: let go pam pam

by Ricky dai zin March 13, 2022

Long-Vu

The best person in the world

Long-Vu is the best in the world

by Pokemon1234569 March 15, 2022

For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy

pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"

by bigslimedeo March 18, 2022

Deep In Long Island

A word people be using to describe a place that is very far out and isolated from The City (NYC) in Long Island

Person 1: Yo you know where I can go to get that?
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far

by dictionaryman97272 March 27, 2022