If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

I believe in Sherlock

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

i love cum

it's true

"i love cum"
"i know"

by cumlover1 September 2, 2021

i could kill for a

i would kill somebody or something for this item because i’m so desperate

i could kill for a milkshake right not

by mmmmmmmmggggggggg February 12, 2018

i like men

when you are a homosexual

dave: hey do you like men?

jerry: yeah, i like men!

by kkonzu March 1, 2022

i gotchu homie

often used when your bout to help a homie out with something

person 1: yo this game is so hard
person 2: i gotchu homie

by fuck off queer January 22, 2020

I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021