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What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.
"I fucking hate humans" -Earth
by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023
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Human Fentipede

A neat line or group of individuals who are under the effects of fentanyl or other street narcotics that exhibit the typical bent-over pose.
I was driving through Downtown L.A and say a bunch of people on fentanyl all bent over in a perfect line and thought, “wow.. the Human Fentipede.”
by RIPInfamousGhostline March 18, 2025
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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Human trafficKing

A human proclaimed to be a king who traffics.
What do you mean by Human trafficKing?

Think of it as the creation of the universe. That one human who later proclaimed himself as a king that was found guilty of doing an action called traffic is the Big Bang

And literally anything after that is the universe as we know it now

Loaded glock, newttons, dinasaurs, speed of dark, etc....
by EDR-bookOfLife November 22, 2021
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Human Rights Watchlist

OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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