fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

by Dana July 11, 2004

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.

Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”

by SasquatchPrime April 14, 2021

black duck orange beak

so cute

OmG iTs A bLaCk DuCk WiTh An OrAnGe BeAk So CuTe

black duck orange beak ya know they are so cute...

by TheFurryOfTheFam October 24, 2020

Gamer duck bath water

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.

When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

by Anabnormalhumanbeing October 7, 2022

truck your duck

verb to truck ones duck. (It's ever so fun)

Hey, Zack I'm gonna truck your duck like it's never been trucked before.

by lucky duck November 11, 2004

Did someone step on a duck?

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

by GangerDay July 27, 2010

Get my ducks in a row

Complete one's preparations, become efficient and well organised. This synonym for get one's act together probably alludes to lining up target ducks in a shooting gallery. Slang; 1970s

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row before I go to Munich.

by Robin Morgan December 12, 2007