sweatpants dick

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

kkk dick

Someone who has a kkk dick is not a racist in the heart but in his dick.
Therefore he only likes to fuck women of his own race but respects everyone equally.

-What's the deal with John, is he a racist?
-Nah man, he just has that kkk dick. He only fucks white bitches.

by mpampishak August 1, 2015

Pinch dick

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.

Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.

by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

raspberry dick

When you blow on a penis or testical area such as making a fart sound just like you would do to someone's belly.

I gave Tye a raspberry dick today. dick farting

by cum slut March 13, 2016

Bubble dick

Like a chode but more puffy ( funny saying)

Ahh bubble dicks , your a bubble dick

by adspe November 5, 2019

Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019

equestria dick

The biggest pony in town

Man he had an impressive equestria dick that ripped me open

by daddyyellow April 23, 2017