the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

by seetoknow January 4, 2010

my other car is made of meat

A statement originating from kingdom of loathing, an online MMORPG by jick, relating to the quest where the player must find or buy specific parts to create a meatcar.

The name of the quest where you get a meatcar is "my other car is made of meat."

by I r mime May 29, 2007

Two angry camels in a tiny car.

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

by victicom May 1, 2010

Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010

Car girl Blow Off Valve

The act of fucking a car thot and while she climax’s pulling out so she lets out a couple of loud, wet, queef’s

car thot: I really need a good guy in my life.
Thot destroyer: well maybe if every guy standing here hadn’t given you the Car girl Blow Off Valve you could find one

by The car guy brad May 9, 2019

park my car in the parking park

This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK

You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car

by Greekmusic01 January 17, 2018

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

by cascade? September 22, 2023