Person 1: "Look at Jake getting his bowl lit by his girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, he gets to be a Bowl Princess and I don't?! Lucky bastard!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, he gets to be a Bowl Princess and I don't?! Lucky bastard!"
by AmberLasting May 25, 2025
Get the Bowl Princessmug. by bowl games September 5, 2009
Get the scrab-a-bowlmug. This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020
Get the Bowlmug. by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019
Get the Super bowlmug. An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. 