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turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017
mugGet the turtle cheesemug.

Grease turtle

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.
Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles
by MRXMEGALODON September 9, 2021
mugGet the Grease turtlemug.

turtle

one who is slow but very resistant to attacks.
That lineman can really turtle-up for his quarterback
by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017
mugGet the turtlemug.

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole
man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!
by olmanjoe May 10, 2020
mugGet the turtle peckinmug.

Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.
You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !
by i am somebody November 24, 2019
mugGet the Turtlemug.

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
mugGet the Turtle Machinemug.

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