Tea Comfy

It Only Goes Downhill From Here

That stupid ass bitch ass Tea Comfy

by ItzFrostEE December 21, 2022

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”

Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”

by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022