The type of man you will find you is extremely easy to punch, however goes to the gym and could crush you with his hands but he is the equivalent of a child.
by Billy41208 August 1, 2024
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Get the Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo mug.a fucking faggot of a women. worst teacher of all time not even a down bad nigger would tap that, literally the definition of a bitch. if cum were ever to enter that body its body would explode it from the inside out shooting yellow and purple lard in every direction like bullets passing by. It created a whole ass new tv series called My 100000 Ton Life. She proceeded to destroy the office and her pussy maggots infested the Hospital.
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by NathansSuck69420 August 12, 2024
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