by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
by Woodstock shit storm June 17, 2013
When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys April 23, 2012
The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.
Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"
by LargerThanAverageDave May 07, 2023
1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
by drankinzailor January 06, 2019
This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017